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Ninja Gaiden II (Xbox 360)

First and foremost I’d like to say, THIS GAME IS FUCKING AWESOME! Secondly, I'll take this opportunity to thank Ninja F for giving me the most stress/anger I have ever taken away from a video game. This game is literally fucking ridiculous. To date I have yet to beat this game, mainly due to the big-ass fucking "archfiend" you meet at the end of the story.

For those of you who are not aware, beating this game is pretty much like a big fucking deal. This game is difficult 15 seconds in, then not only doesn’t let off, but gets increasingly difficult the closer you get to the end.

I’d also like to take this chance to thank Team Ninja (Publishers of Ninja Gaiden series) for introducing Ryu Hayabusa, by far the most raw bad-assed mother fucker to ever be unleashed in the gaming world. I mean seriously guys, this is without a doubt the best character to ever play. He has everything main character should have. Sweet weapons, projectiles, unbelievable agility, spandex and a huge cock-shaped bulge. Marry that with intense gore, violence and bouncy tits...I'd say this game is a good competitor for game of the year. I mean, for whatever year it was produced.

So I'm giving this game the TRIPLE THICK HARD SALAMARONI. I recommend you go buy this game now. However, I must warn you this game is ridiculously hard and only 1 out of 10 people beat it..3 of the 10 die trying to mimic Ryu in real life and the remainder find themselves in the fetal position.

Anyway it turns out you’ll be alright! Best of Luck!